For the Children™

My idiut blogmate had given me permission to defend the kinds of teacher brilliunce that teachers love to repeat over and over and over. As I have already explained, these are not clichés. They are copy-and-paste saying that become wittier every single time that we mindlessly parrot them. That's why I want to take the time to defend these non-clichés in a manner that shouldn't make you sick of hearing them over and over and over similar to how we sound to my blogmate who is sick of hearing them over and over and over. I'm not kidding. He is legitimately sick of hearing these non-clichés over and over and over.

Today's witty copy-and-paste parroted non-cliché: For the Children™

Everything teachers do For the Children™ is For the Children™. This is because we live our lives For the Children™. When we want money for ourselves, it's For the Children™. When we go on strike, it's For the Children™. When we abuse children, it's For the Children™. When we destroy the minds of children, it's For the Children™. When we deprive children of fundamental human rights and freedoms, it's For the Children™. Even our war on children is For the Children™.

Our union tells us that what we do For the Children™ is For the Children™, so you know that what we say is For the Children™ is indeed For the Children™. After all, our union wouldn't tell us that what we do For the Children™ is For the Children™ unless what we do For the Children™ is indeed For the Children™.

Saying everything is For the Children™ isn't merely an attempt to gain support of things that aren't For the Children™. It's because everything we say is For the Children™ is indeed For the Children™. We wouldn't say anything was For the Children™ unless what we say is For the Children™ is indeed For the Children™. Before you complain that saying things are For the Children™ aren't really For the Children™, you obviously don't understand how everything we say is For the Children™ is indeed For the Children™. Why else would we say that we would say everything is For the Children™ unless we are For the Children™? What would we have to gain by insisting anything that is not really For the Children™ should be thought of as For the Children™? Let's face reality For the Children™. There is absolutely no reason that we would mislead about everything being For the Children™ because everything is For the Children™.

I shouldn't even have to write about how everything we say is For the Children™ is indeed For the Children™. I just felt like I had to write For the Children™ about how everything For the Children™ is For the Children™... you know For the Children™.