Stereotypical Student: Afterwards VI

This intentionally corny series of posts makes fun of the schools by providing an obviously fictional diary of a student who fits many stereotypes.

Entry #66

I have finished college, and I now have a piece of paper. That means I deserve money comparable to others who bought a similar piece of paper. There's a term for this. It's called equity.

After paying for that piece of paper, why would I want to be paid based on the value of work? The piece of paper is a more convenient measure for me. For those who prefer to be paid what they are actually worth, I have to laugh. Who would want workers who are competent when they can get higher priced workers who are credentialed?