My idiut blogmate had given me permission to defend the kinds of teacher brilliunce that teachers love to repeat over and over and over. As I have already explained, these are not clichés. They are copy-and-paste saying that become wittier every single time that we mindlessly parrot them. That's why I want to take the time to defend these non-clichés in a manner that shouldn't make you sick of hearing them over and over and over similar to how we sound to my blogmate who is sick of hearing them over and over and over. I'm not kidding. He is legitimately sick of hearing these non-clichés over and over and over.
Today's witty copy-and-paste parroted non-cliché: Best Kept Secret™
We have all heard that community colleges are our Best Kept Secret™. This is because community colleges are our Best Kept Secret™, and we want the whole world to know that community colleges are our Best Kept Secret™.
What makes community colleges our Best Kept Secret™? It's because our Best Kept Secret™ provides high school graduates with the exact same experience as high school. Over time, high school diplomas have lost a lot of value, so our Best Kept Secret™ steps in and provides the exact same thing. When our Best Kept Secret™ provides the exact same thing as high school, our Best Kept Secret™ will produce drastically different results. How do we know that our Best Kept Secret™ produces drastically different results? It's because our Best Kept Secret™ says our Best Kept Secret™ provides drastically different results. Also, how would our Best Kept Secret™ doing more of the same not provide drastically different results? I dare anyone to counter this commonsense defense of our Best Kept Secret™.
Our Best Kept Secret™ is also our Best Kept Secret™ because we keep saying it over and over and over. What better secret is there than something we repeatedly bombard you with such as the idea that our Best Kept Secret™ is our Best Kept Secret™. The more we talk about our Best Kept Secret™, the stronger our argument becomes that our Best Kept Secret™ is our Best Kept Secret™.
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