Stereotypical Student: Afterwards V

This intentionally corny series of posts makes fun of the schools by providing an obviously fictional diary of a student who fits many stereotypes.

Entry #65

Have you heard? There is going to be a Black Lives Matter and/or Antifa rally next week. These "peaceful" organizations are on the liberal side of the political spectrum. According to the teachers I had when I was in school, that means that these organizations are good and wholesome.

Like all products of the schools, I have to be smart. I have a piece of paper to prove it. Because I 'm so smart, I always think what my teachers wanted me to think. That means that I will join these protests that my teachers would want me to join entirely of my own free will. I just have one task that I need to accomplish before joining these peaceful protests. I need to find my pepper spray... and maybe some kind of club.