My idiut blogmate had given me permission to defend the kinds of teacher brilliunce that teachers love to repeat over and over and over. As I have already explained, these are not clichés. They are copy-and-paste saying that become wittier every single time that we mindlessly parrot them. That's why I want to take the time to defend these non-clichés in a manner that shouldn't make you sick of hearing them over and over and over similar to how we sound to my blogmate who is sick of hearing them over and over and over. I'm not kidding. He is legitimately sick of hearing these non-clichés over and over and over.
Today's witty copy-and-paste parroted non-cliché: Great Equalizer™
Have you heard? Schools are the Great Equalizer™. This means that the Great Equalizer™ ensures that everybody has an equal opportunity to succeed regardless of background just by maximizing their time in the Great Equalizer™.
We need the Great Equalizer™ more now than ever before. The rise of the Great Equalizer™ has corresponded with a rise in inequality. Since the Great Equalizer™ provides citizens with a Great Equalizer™, we clearly need to strengthen the Great Equalizer™ as a means of addressing the inequity that has come alongside our heavy reliance on the Great Equalizer™.
If you want equality, supporting the Great Equalizer™ is just common sense. Since we refer to ourselves as the Great Equalizer™, it's clear that further investing in the Great Equalizer™ is the key for the Great Equalizer™ to act as the Great Equalizer™. If you give us more money, the Great Equalizer™ will... Actually, it won't truly be the Great Equalizer™ yet. It will still be underfunded. But if you give the Great Equalizer™ even more money... we will still call the Great Equalizer™ underfunded. Eventually, after more funding keeps failing the Great Equalizer™, the results should magically reverse for the Great Equalizer™. Trust me on this, I am a completely neutral voice that belongs to the self-proclaimed Great Equalizer™. I have nothing but money and power to gain from your investment in the Great Equalizer™
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