My idiut blogmate had given me permission to defend the kinds of teacher brilliunce that teachers love to repeat over and over and over. As I have already explained, these are not clichés. They are copy-and-paste sayings that become wittier every single time that we mindlessly parrot them. That's why I want to take the time to defend these non-clichés in a manner that shouldn't make you sick of hearing them over and over and over similar to how we sound to my blogmate who is sick of hearing them over and over and over. I'm not kidding. He is legitimately sick of hearing these non-clichés over and over and over.
Today's witty copy-and-paste parroted non-cliché: If you can read this, thank your teachers™
If you can read this, thank your teachers™, because even though I don't know you, I know that you went through schools if you can read, "If you can read this, thank your teachers™"
If you can read this, thank your teachers™, because you are not responsible for being able to read, "If you can read this, thank your teachers™"
If you can read this, thank your teachers™, because we absolutely are responsible for your ability to read, "If you can read this, thank your teachers™"
If you can read this, thank your teachers™, because without our divine intervention, you wouldn't be able to read, "If you can read this, thank your teachers™"
If you can read this, thank your teachers™, because literacy would not exist without us, which means nobody would be able to read, "If you can read this, thank your teachers™"
If you can read this, thank your teachers™, because it's not a complete defiance of common sense that if you can read this, you should thank your teachers™
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