Questions for reassurance

My idiut blogmate has been at it again. He dared to ask people to question our undeniable purfection. He even dared to post a list of questions that he wants you to ask. I have no choice but to counter with my own list of questions that should help people realize that the world revolves around us teachers.

• How extremely vital are teachers to education?
• Why is it wrong to view education as more of a right than a responsibility?
• How tragic would it be to deviate from the status quo?
• Why do teachers know more about the needs of your children than you and your children combined?
• Why is it more equitable to ensure that low-income families can't escape our system?
• How do we ensure we support all identical students?
• What happens when a parent or teacher finds something that doesn't match our accurate portrayals of our purfect profession?
• How did we manage to find such purfect tools for evaluating our students?
• Why is anyone stupid enough to believe the myth of the natural desire to learn? 
• Why are teachers so massively underpaid?
• How can we prevent those who lack loyalty to our purfect profession from having a voice?
• Why are people so stupid that they can't understand what our superior profession is saying, that we are identical?
• Why would anybody fail to worship us as Gods?
• Finally, how could anybody be stoopid enough to think that we're biased?