Stereotypical Student: How I Learn III

This intentionally corny series of posts makes fun of the schools by providing an obviously fictional diary of a student who fits many stereotypes.

Entry #8

Yesterday, we learned number lesson #4 and alphabet lesson #7. Today, we will be learning number lesson #5 and alphabet lesson #8. With all the possibilities out there, we should be grateful that our teachers know the order that is right for all of us. Could you imagine if one of us learned lesson #12 before lesson​ #11? It would be complete anarchy.

Only rebels would ever dare to learn as they see fit. As a stereotypical pro-schooling conformist, my teachers have informed me that I know better than that. We must never learn anything that our teachers aren't ready to teach. If we want order in society, we literally need order in education.