Stereotypical Student: Being Raised I

This intentionally corny series of posts makes fun of the schools by providing an obviously fictional diary of a student who fits many stereotypes.

Entry #2

Throughout my life, I have only known one family. I have one mother and one father. Now, I am thrilled to have a teacher who will take over the role of both. No longer will I be raised by amateurs such as my parents. I will now be raised by government workers who meet the high moral standards set by our uncorruptible government. At least, that's what my teacher says. Much like lawyers, politicians, and used car salesman, I know that this is a profession that I can trust.