Thursday, February 2, 2023

Stereotypical Student: Afterwards VII

This intentionally corny series of posts makes fun of the schools by providing an obviously fictional diary of a student who fits many stereotypes.

Entry #67


Why am I still writing this? I have finished my education. I don't need to write about the commonsense reality that everything the schools say about the schools is necessarily true. Okay, maybe one more.

My credentials helped me buy a good job with a good salary. I am even in a position to hire underlings. Not too long ago, I interviewed someone from my alma mater. Like me, he was proud to call himself a Mighty Conformist. He was up against someone with identical credentials from a rival college, the hated Mindless Drones. The Mindless Drones we're almost as bad as people who learned outside of schools, whose applications I just threw away.

This was an easy choice for me. Having a piece of paper from the same college as me proves superiority over someone with the same piece of paper from what is essentially the same college but at a rival location. Besides that, I can't stand nearly identical individuals who went to a facility that others selected for a rivalry. Go Conformists! Best those Drones!

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