Stereotypical Student: English III

This intentionally corny series of posts makes fun of the schools by providing an obviously fictional diary of a student who fits many stereotypes. 

Entry #44

If you can read this, thank your teachers. At least, that's what my teachers told me. Since they're right 100% of the time, they must be right this time. We all know that if you weren't learning from teachers, it's impossible to become literate. Without them, the literacy rate would be zero. Not only that, but they deserve sole credit for my work in becoming literate. After all, I had absolutely nothing to do with that.